This is almost NSFW.
Drooooool.
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YES.
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I want you.
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Get in my belly!
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Prepare To Salivate To This Delicious Food Porn
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29 Porn Book Titles That Will Spice Up Your Favourite Novels
Great sexpectations. Thanks to #PornBooks on Twitter.
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Can You Tell The Difference Between Stock Images And Porn Films?
It’s harder than you think, if you’ll forgive the pun. Some images were taken from Useful Photography 8 from KesselsKramer Publishing. And this is safe for work.
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33 Titillating Facts About Sex That You Probably Didn't Know
Welcome to sex ed class.
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1. Sex works as a pain killer — especially with headaches.
2. The average size of a man's penis is 5 to 7 inches when erect.
3. Semen can be used as a face cream to help fight wrinkles and prevent acne.
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4. The merkin — pubic wig — was used for sanitary reasons back in 1450. Now it's used as an erotic toy or a decorative object.
5. There are about 250 million sperm in a teaspoon of semen.
6. A man ejaculates at an average speed of 28 mph.
7. There are 5 to 25 calories in a teaspoon of semen.
8. The vibrator was invented to reduce "hysteria" in the 19th century.
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Which Porn Parody Must You Absolutely Watch?
BOW-CHICK-A-BOW-WOW. NSFW because… you know…
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23 Things That Are Basically Porn To '90s Kids
Getting off with nostalgia.
Justiney in love.
SO MUCH FUCKING LOVE.
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This playing before a movie.
SLAY ME DISNEY.
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Perfectly frosted Dunkaroos.
NO, you CAN'T lick the frosting off my D.
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Relationship Advice From Porn Stars
Love advice from people who know sex.
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Porn Is Apparently A Problem In Air Canada Cockpits
Looks like turbulence isn’t the only thing shaking up the skies.
CBC News recently obtained a bulletin sent by Air Canada to its pilots to stop displaying pornographic material in the cockpit of their commercial planes.
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The bulletin was sent last year but only recently came to light. Apparently this was not the first time the airline has run into this problem.
Six years ago a female pilot complained of pornographic images glued to, tacked to, and in plain sight in the cockpit. The airline looked into her claim and discovered "evidence of racial or ethnic prejudice as well as sexual materials in the work place" according to CBC News.
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9 Facts Men Just Can't Handle
Penises can break. ‘Nuff said.
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21 Painfully Awkward Confessions About Watching Porn
Proceed to PornHub with caution.
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15 Things You Might Not Know About Porn Star James Deen
BuzzFeed News spoke to one of the most famous names in the adult industry. Spoiler: He hates Michael Bay.
His real name is Bryan Matthew Sevilla.
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He was talked out of the idea and went with James Deen, which had been his school nickname due to the way he smoked.
He rejects the suggestion that adult film stars are always financially well off.
"People think: ‘You run an adult company so you’re a millionaire,’ but it’s not like that," he told BuzzFeed News. "We’re essentially a bunch of really small businesses that usually operate within a very low-profit margin, if any at all, especially nowadays with piracy and everything like that.
"[It's] not like we’re Madonna running around with all this money and we can be all charitable and stuff. We’re essentially just like your standard mom-and-pop business that is struggling to make a living."
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This Guy Eating A Fig Will Make You Blush
NSFWhen you eat figs.
Youtube user albertluk6043382973 really loves figs. Like really loves them.
In the video, he explains that the best way to tell if a fig is ripe is if the opening on the bottom has "honey" excreting from it.
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Everything is sort of educational, until this happens:
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Then this:
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Can You Make It Through This Post Without Getting A Burger Boner?
Warning: Don’t view on an empty stomach.
Ok.
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Here we go.
It's totally possible to make it to the end.
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Oh god.
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29 Things That Are Basically Porn To '00s Kids
♥ Ryan and Marissa ♥
Ryan Cabrera's perfectly crunchy and frosted tips.
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Green bars on the bottom left of your LimeWire screen.
OPTIMAL SPEED.
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Being in someone's top 8 on Myspace.
And this under your best friend's default picture.
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A Posh Estate Agent In West London Accidentally Put Porn In The Window
Still not as shocking as London house prices though.
If you happened to walk past Faron Sutaria estate agent in Notting Hill recently you might have seen something a bit different from the usual property listings.
Troublemakers had changed the screen, which usually shows rolling news, to Babestation, a channel that allows people to call in and chat with nearly naked women.
A spokesperson for the estate agent told the Metro that they believe someone had changed the channel from the outside using a universal remote.
The estate agents have now changed the system so this can't happen again.
But as the average terraced house in Notting Hill sold for £3,752,499 last year, maybe this change of scene would have been comparatively calming viewing.
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If We Taught Kids To Drive Like We Teach Sex Ed
“Don’t drive! If you have to drive… wear a seat belt. But don’t drive!”
This alternate reality sheds light on some of the many... shall we say, "quirks" of sex education in the average school.
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Also, that awkward moment when your mom finds the free "protection" that was handed out in class.
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This Is What It's Actually Like To Work As A Female Porn Star
Adult performers lift the lid on the porn world. NSFW language, obviously.
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BuzzFeed News spoke to five female adult performers about their work, their lives away from the camera, and what the future of porn might look like.
Angela White, 29, graduated from the University of Melbourne with a first-class honours in gender studies in 2010. She runs her own production company and made headlines around the world after filming a sex scene in a university library.
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Angela White (AW): An average day for me is a lot less exciting than people probably imagine. There is a lot of physical maintenance that needs to be done to prepare to be in front of the camera – for example, keeping fit, waxing, tanning, manicures. But running my own production company means that the majority of my day, when not modelling, streaming live shows, or promoting via social media, is taken up with paperwork and editing.
Tasha Reign (TR): I'm in bed right now... My call time today, unusually, is at 12pm in Calabasas [northwest LA]. I still have to pack my anal toys for set, wash up, [go to] Starbucks, and get my booty on the road.
Usually my call times are at 8am. Tonight after I get off I'll go to my bestie's house and grab drinks and dinner before I fly to Pittsburgh tomorrow to dance at a club. This makes my job seem way cooler than I thought... Oh yeah, today I get to bang a hot girl!
Jessica Drake (JD): It depends on what I'm doing, but let's say I'm directing one of my instructional DVDs. I'd get up early, get catering ready, get into make-up, wait for my crew to arrive. Assemble everyone at the start of our day and go over the shoot schedule and what everyone can expect.
As my talent is getting ready, I go over things with my cameramen and lighting guys and prepare the first set. I begin shooting – interviews, demos, and then finally the sex scenes. We shoot all day and usually quite late at night. At the end, we usually leave lights and equipment set up for the next day's first set, which is my narration for the project, and anything else I might need covered. Depending on how late we wrap, we may have a later call time the next day.
Kelly Madison (KM): My husband, Ryan, and I have a giant antique desk with dueling computers on it. He rises at 5am, whereas I'm doing fantastic if I'm on it at 8am. We begin our day making sure the sites are working, that there are no problems, and that customers are happy. Then we make our gameplan for the day.
Just keeping track of the props, furniture, jewellery, and clothes that we use for the models, and the basic upkeep of the residences with eight in-house employees is a full-time job. I work, I cook, I walk dogs, I go to bed, and once a week I shoot some porn for my site and give my husband a blow job here and there.
Tasha Reign, 25, starred in MTV's Laguna Beach and entered porn after being noticed by Playboy. She has her own production company and a bachelor's degree in women's studies from UCLA.
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This Woman Is Wrongly Being Called A Sexual Predator After Her Private Sex Tape Was Used For A Hoax
A fake story was attached to a woman’s sex tape and now the internet is convinced she’s a teacher who was caught sleeping with one of her students.
A story is currently circulating about a teacher from Santiago del Estero, Argentina, named Lucita Sandoval who allegedly made a sex tape with a 16-year-old student, which then leaked on WhatsApp.
British tabloids like the Daily Mail picked up the story, going so far as to write that there would be a criminal investigation and that this isn't the first time Sandoval has had sexual relations with a student.
The only issue with all of these sites covering the story of Lucita Sandoval, however, is that almost none of it is true, as Gawker points out.
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Everything You Need To Know About The UK's Porn Habits
So there appear to be a lot of searches for “ginger” and… “chav”. NSFW language, obviously.
Pornhub has exclusively revealed to BuzzFeed News the porn-watching habits of people in the UK. The data also reveals when people in the UK watch porn, and on what devices.
These are the 20 most popular search terms in the UK and how they compare to America and the rest of the world:
It would appear UK viewers are bigger fans of lesbian porn than their US counterparts, and considerably more interested in the genre compared to the rest of the world.
Pornhub said previous studies in places such as Germany and Spain showed that a nation will typically rank its own nationality highly, explaining the huge popularity of "British" searches and why the word makes it to second on the list.
Other significant differences between the UK and the US include a larger proportion of searches for "Indian", "schoolgirl", and "British MILF".
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In terms of search terms that are dramatically different in the UK though, nothing compares to the popularity of looking up the word "chav".
The search term is 17,749% more popular in the UK than the US.
"Dogging", "latex", and "Muslim" are also significantly more interesting to the British porn-watcher.
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And those in the UK also seem to be big fans of people with red hair.
The term "ginger" is 164% more popular in Britain compared to America.
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Consent Explained By A Porn Star
What exactly is consent? We went to a porn star’s sex dungeon with Jill Soloway to find out.
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