Cry. Key.
The UK Parliament recently banned several sex acts in porn.
Because you can't spell "Parliament" without "l-a-m-e."
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Which is strange, considering their usual celebrations of sex working individuals.
So progressive in some ways, really.
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But degenerates can rejoice, as there are still several vile acts that are legal in the UK.
Well, plenty!
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You can still force this adorable cocker spaniel to live in a human body and perform in films.
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